Funny Questions for Couples

If our laundry basket could file a complaint about us, what would it say?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever googled?

Which of our household objects would make the worst relationship referee?

What's the most ridiculous argument we've ever had?

What would be the least convincing disguise for the two of us?

What's the strangest habit you've caught from me?

If we ran a hotel for pigeons, which job would each of us take?

What's the ugliest outfit I've ever worn?

What would your acceptance speech be for losing the remote again?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of me?

Which mundane task deserves a dramatic movie trailer starring us?

What's the most bizarre dream you've had about me?

If our fridge had visiting hours, when would you book an appointment?

What's the funniest misunderstanding we've had?

What unnecessary feature would you add to a two-person umbrella?

What's the dumbest thing you've cried about as an adult?

What would our couple mascot do that makes absolutely no sense?

What's the worst possible name for a baby?

If we had to communicate only through weather forecasts, how would you ask for dinner?

What's the most unhinged thing in your search history?

Which item in our home would become famous first on a reality show?

What would be on the menu at my restaurant?

What would a very confused tour guide say about our kitchen?

What would my autobiography be called?

If our grocery list were a love poem, what would be the opening line?

What's the worst advice you've ever confidently given?

What ridiculous law would you pass for the kingdom of our sofa?

What's a completely useless fact you'll never forget?

Which of our routines would astonish an alien documentary crew?

What's the pettiest thing you've done recently?

What would you put in an emergency kit for a badly planned date?

What's the strangest thing you find attractive?

If we swapped laughs for a day, who would be more recognizable?

What's the worst gift you've ever received, and from whom?

What would be the worst possible name for our imaginary luxury resort?

What's your most controversial food opinion?

How would you explain our inside joke to a very serious museum curator?

What's the most embarrassing thing I do in public?

If a goose stole our picnic, what would your negotiation strategy be?

What's the worst way to be woken up?

What would a sports commentator say while we assemble a flat-pack shelf?

What's the stupidest thing we've argued about?

If our slippers could walk away, where would they go on holiday?

What's the most ridiculous thing you own?

What would be the most impractical trophy for remembering an anniversary?

What's your most irrational hatred?

Which condiment best represents our planning style, and why?

What's a completely made-up word you use regularly?

If our date were interrupted by a polite dragon, what would you offer it?

What's the worst possible thing to say at a funeral?

What job title describes the person who picks what we watch?

What's the least sexy thing anyone has said to you?

How would you advertise a restaurant that only serves our cooking mistakes?

What's the most useless thing you're good at?

If we were hired to haunt a house, what minor inconvenience would we cause?

What would you write on my gravestone as a joke?

What would our shared shopping cart say in a job interview?

If we were arrested together, who'd talk first?

Which sentence would make the least romantic skywriting message?

What's something I do that you find secretly hilarious?